03.17.09

Unfashionable Times

Posted in Events, Life in general, Press, Writers at 9:21 am by Marion

A VAGUE REFLECTION ON THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN

Today, FD turns again to the economy. As usual, expect indispensable insight and potentially paradigm shifting information.

First of all, let’s look at our own cost-cutting measures here at Fiction Daily. Because of our own budget shortfalls, we have decided to temporarily reduce entries. This reduction results from the needed reduction in our workforce of 13.4 percent, for a cost savings of at least several pennies.

That benchmarking reduction means I will have to lose about 17 pounds … so, well, we’re doing all we can to reduce expenses, and will have to reduce our workforce by some degree, in any event, because I really should lose about 5 or 10 pounds … but don’t expect me … er, my staff … to post on Mondays for a while until we get out of the woods … er weeds … er dark tunnel … of these challenging economic times.

Next, a word about fashion. Yes, fashion.

Depression-recession fashion has come back with a bang. Or is that a whimper? Looking through my advertising circulars over the weekend, I noticed two things: one, there were fewer of them falling out of my Sunday paper and two, the fashions inside them were more horrible than ever.

Last week, in a moment of weakness and mental abjection, I purchased several so-called “women’s magazines” and the fashions I saw scared me to death. These people look like ghouls! Pale white faces, dark pouts and eyes, feathers, rags and downright unbalanced appearances were a fright.

The trend has spread to mainstream retail, mixed with a strange longing for polyester and unnatural colors, with the exploding patterns, mixed-up skirt lengths and fake-gold chain belts and necklaces from circa early 1970s. (KC and the Sunshine Band, anyone?)

Those were the days of the other “recession,” when we turned off lights and conserved energy as a nation, because of the oil embargo, inflation and other poorly understood economic shudders.

Now we see those days’ fashions showing up again, as if we’re looking for comfort in them … we made it through those days so if we dress in a similar way maybe we’ll make it to shore again this time.

Of course, never, ever look to a writer to understand fashion. Writers dress in pre-Victorian ragware as a rule, and would hardly leave our pajamas at all except society requires it.

So remember, in these uncertain economic times, if you notice fewer posts, remember the FD staff has to trim its budget, too, and we can all make it through these challenges by simply putting off our obligations as much as possible.

2 Comments

  1. Gene-o said,

    March 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    “Writers dress in pre-Victorian ragware as a rule, and would hardly leave our pajamas at all except society requires it.”

    What? Are you standing behind me or something? Actually, I’m wearing overalls and a T-shirt today. Such a classy bunch we are! What happened to the tweeds and twills of the Cheever writing era?

  2. Marion said,

    March 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Overalls and a t-shirt qualifies as strictly overdressed. I’m wearing oversized floral pants and a black sweatshirt.

    Seriously, I do remember a time when writers were a classy bunch … Dorothy Parker et al at the Algonquin, wearing hats and gloves … my, how the mighty fall. Or is that the pen is mightier than the skirt? Suit? Slacks?